Top 10 Danny-isms

Danny D.’s been teaching Bikram Yoga for over 10 years and, not only does his passion for the practice shine through in his classes, you’re also guaranteed to laugh! While some of these phrases likely originate from Bikram himself, here are the Top 10 “Danny-isms” to listen for the next time you practise with Danny:

1. “We have to finish in exactly 88 minutes today. I have to get to a BBQ right after class.”

2. “Yoga keeps you young. Do you know how old I am? 76.”

3. “More yoga, less yogurt.”

4. “Make the same amount of food, cut it in half, bring me the other half. No mushrooms.”

5. “You’ll have the best joints in the world – and not just cause you live in B.C.”

6. “Learn to control your breathing and you’ll stop trying to control your boyfriend. Or your girlfriend.”

7. “This is what it feels like … to change.”

8. “Is this posture legal?”

9. “Wind-proof, bullet-proof, sex-proof, money-proof, Danny-proof.”

10. …

Leave your idea for the No. 10 Danny-ism in the comments below, and you could win a pair of Onzie shorts (for guys) or a Onzie top (for girls)!

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      Hey Louise,

      We lost all the other entrants to this contest when we upgraded the website. We received about 80 entries for the contest and it closed in January, 2012. You can see from the posting date that it was posted about a year ago!

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